Author’s Note: This is a satirical account of how to defeat the various bosses of Diablo Immortal. My tips for defeating each boss will be helpful. The author and Hero of the tale is a “braggart” I know, but he is YOUR braggart! The whimsical writing style is meant to be engaging! Enjoy the read!
The story begins:
As my followers, I record here, my account (mostly true), of how I rescued an innocent and saved a village from a fate worse than … well, sacrificial death! My heroic deeds were many, but I summarize as I know your time is short.
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The Acolyte of Damnation once belonged to the Cult of Damnation. As part of his vile cult, he abducted innocents, sacrificing them to his Lord of Damnation and drawing upon their life force. Just recently, he abducted a number of Wortham citizens, taking them to his Vile Refuge where they soon awaited a similar fate!
As I arrived, the guard at Wortham’s front gate recounted a harrowing tale of terror and woe! At once, sizing me up as a character of some notable regard, he begged my assistance. It appears that a few villagers were still alive, for now!
With the urgency of the situation and little regard for my own safety, I asked the villagers to guide me to this, so-called Vile Refuge.
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Ah, another sacrifice arrives… Through your flesh the Lord of Damnation shall have its prize! -Acolyte of Damnation
I took to the fight, feeling strong and confident!
Being led to the Vile Refuge, the Acolyte of Damnation appeared and mistook me for another innocent victim! He would soon not disremember my station!
Although many, I dispatched his minions early on.
Confident that I had dealt him his last, the Acolyte of Damnation drew additional power from the sacrificed and prepared for a second assault! However, I was ready of course …
Behold the gift of Hell’s new master! -Acolyte of Damnation
To my surprise, the Acolyte of Damnation unleashed upon me many shades of himself! Being short on HP, I quickly gathered the remaining Health Globes lying about and made short work of his shadow Acolytes!
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My advice is to take them down quickly before they fall upon you!
Sensing that his time was nye, the Acolyte of Damnation shed his appearance in one location, then reappeared in yet another! I dare say that I was not fooled for long!
The battle of the Acolyte ensued for some considerable time as I reached yet another level of power and fortitude! In the end, however, I was triumphant. The Acolyte of Damnation was destroyed, the Shackled Villager freed, and the rest is recorded history! I know, you can thank me and be amazed!
Alas, news of my deeds has traveled faster than I have. Word has it that another of the Cult of Damnation bosses, this one named Eskara is in need of destruction! We shall oblige. I bid you well.
Historic footnote: For the record, these accounts are my own and do not ensure our own victory over the Acolyte of Damnation. However, being only the first Wortham boss, you will likely prevail as well. However, when you document our record of deeds, remember that I was the one who led the way!